Actual Line From The Wife

(We are reading an email newsletter from a fancy chocolate shop in the city. It says, "Say 'I Love You' With Chocolate!")

Wife: Oh god, no, you should not say 'I love you' with chocolate.

Me: What's wrong with that? I love you, I like chocolate.

Wife: No, you should give me chocolate and say 'I love you.' They should be separate things.

So Sayeth She.